This nine-year-old made a brutally honest card for her parents' anniversary

No flies on Amber.

It was nine-year-old Amber's parent's anniversary so she made them a homemade card complete with personalised messages and drawings.

So far, so sweet.

Her older sibling posted a photo of the resulting card to Reddit and, as you can see, dad's side could be read as a sly dig.

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Flowers for mother, cans of Bud Light for dad.

The best part?

She made it at school so lord knows what the teacher must have thought.