Norway's female footballers confess they can't play in this brilliant parody

"My best is 25 kick-ups! … with a balloon."

Women's football - like women's any-other-sport - gets a tough time. But now, Norway's NRK media station can, in exclusive interviews, reveal narrow-minded pundits have been right all along.

"I tend to pick the ball up with my hands," said Emilie Haave (World Cup player, 78 goals). "Suddenly I forget myself and oh, crap - handball."

"Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere," confesses Cathrine Dekkerhus (Champions League, 18 goals). "It's teeming with them".

And, of course, the offside rule is too complex for their pretty little heads.

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The great little parody, in which the country's top female players delve into the stereotypes with glee to show up exactly how ridiculous they are, has clocked up almost half a million views since it was uploaded - despite being entirely in Norwegian.

We particularly like when they make suggestions for the improvement of the game. "HAHAHA these suggestions made my day. LOL" wrote Sepp Blatter in response.