What's the best way to deal with your enemies? GLITTER
A company based in America has come up with an ingenious way to get back at people you don't like - glitter. No, not that horrible Mariah Carey movie (although would be a fitting punishment too) - actual glitter.
For the fee of $9.99 (€8.46), Ship Your Enemies Glitter will "send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks".
It's pure evil. We love it.
The company also promises to let the person know what they've done to deserve it:
"We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage."
Now, we just need to figure out who our enemies are.
*Looks around suspiciously*

