This Facebook post by the police on the Isles of Scilly will make you smile.
They describe themselves as "Like Heartbeat but less frenetic" and should get an award for their use of social media.
Last week, they had to deal with an attempted break-in at a local football club where a mysterious fried egg was left behind.
Colin, who seems to post quite a lot on their page, wrote:
Colin also warned criminals of the station cat, PC Mowgli, who can detect lawbreakers merely by looking at them and then alert his colleagues by waggling his left ear.
If you can't see the PC Mowgli post, click here
Colin is also on the trail of some "Booze Pixies" leaving a mess behind in a hide at the weekend.
If you can't see it, click here