Tattoos? Guns? Stamps? Dance?
Obviously to the little one above, spuds won't mean much yet, but in honour of National Potato Day, we thought we'd look at some more unconventional ideas for the humble spud.
Aah, remember the days when as a child ye used to 'kill' your mates in battle with your spud gun?
They were nothing like this.
Those long summer days. Nothing to do. Then your ma gets ye to do some potato stamps.
She'd show ye how it's done, like this...
And then you'd get to work, so your fridge would end up something like this...
This one definitely ain't for the kids.
Show off your patriotic vigour by getting a spud tattoo.
Charlie Chaplin may have done it first, but we prefer Grandpa Simpson's version.
So how will you celebrate?
And what's your favourite type of spud? Boiled, mashed, roast, chips?