Shane MacGowan is looking for a dentist

This is not your ordinary job ad, it must be said.
ALERT! Job offer of lifetime. Any Pogues/Shane Mac fans who are great dentists please tweet @Victoriamary to work on the great man himself!
— The Pogues (@poguesofficial) May 11, 2013
Apparently, it's not a joke.
@poguesofficial Shane promises to do advertising campaign for the winning dentist!!!
— @victoriamary (@Victoriamary) May 12, 2013
In case potential applicants were in doubt about the magnitude of the challenge facing them - here's Shane in 2011.

And Victoria Mary Clarke (Shane's OH of many years' standing) has been in touch with dentists willing to take up the challenge…

Remember this? Who'd have thought it would actually happen...