#Threesomes are trending: The best Twitter gags

Everybody's talking about three-ways today, and we've rounded up some of the Twitter chatter.

It's a bitterly cold and dreary Monday in March, so naturally the whole country is talking about three-way action. As you do.

To recap: It follows yesterday's report in the Sunday Independent in which Fine Gael TD Michelle Mulherin took State-funded teen organisation Spunout.ie to task for its advice on the ins-and-outs (sorry) of boy-boy-girl, girl-girl-boy or whatever you're having yourself.

THIS ONE:

Spotting front page reason to bookmark @spunout #threesomes pic.twitter.com/U5aN96NRTv

— Bernie Goldbach @[e-mail] (@topgold) March 24, 2013

The site in question has defended the information it offers to teens, while Health Minister James Reilly today weighed into the debate.

And the whole thing took a surreal turn this afternoon as callers to 'Liveline' expressed their outrage/support (delete as appropriate).

It's official - threesomes have jumped the shark - and naturally, Twitter was watching.

THE 13 BEST #THREESOME TWEETS

1. THE TWEET FROM MAMMY

Would there be much talk of these #threesomes now in your circle?

— Gallivanting With Words out Oct 30th (@irishmammies) March 25, 2013

2. THE ONE THAT COULD BE YOUR DAD

3. ALL JOKES ASIDE...

I....I'm genuinely laughing at the hysteria created by the whole #threesome thing! #Liveline I'm flabbergasted at some views expressed! Lol

— David McWeeney (@ABhoysVoice) March 25, 2013

4. THE ONE THAT MENTIONS THE CHURCH

There was a time joe when the only threesome you'd have in this country had to involve a priest and a bottle of holy water #liveline

— friendoffools (@begorrahdoom) March 25, 2013

5. THE ONE THAT DRAGS IN THE TROIKA

6. SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT

What about the Onesome. Joe. Makes you go blind, Joe. #liveline

— Annie West (@anniewestdotcom) March 25, 2013

7. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

Statistically speaking, for every #threesome, there’s a lonely solitary person fapping away… how about some funding for them? #Liveline

— Geoff Boyle (@geoffboyle) March 25, 2013

8. NEVER WENT. WHAT DID WE MISS?

I blame the Gaeltacht myself #threesomes #liveline

— beautie (@beautie) March 25, 2013

9. THE HORROR

Pity the poor folk Googling #threesome and getting pics of Joe Duffy and Michelle Mulherin…

— Geoff Boyle (@geoffboyle) March 25, 2013

10. GOOD POINT

11. VERY GOOD POINT

12. THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

13. CONUNDRUM OF THE DAY

If you're out-raged by #LiveLine, who do you call ?

— Kevin Oliver Murray (@Kevnmur) March 25, 2013

And finally,

THE BURNING QUESTION

Well, have you?