Oscar hosts tease stars as awards show begins

The Oscars kicked off today with a string of gags from hosts Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin at the expense of the cream of Hollywood.

Talking about the nominations process, Baldwin joked: “No matter what, they nominate Meryl Streep.”

Streep is the most nominated performer in Oscars history with 16 nods.

Martin pointed out: “Damn Helen Mirren” in the audience.

Baldwin corrected him, indicating at the autocue: “See, that’s Dame Helen Mirren.”

The ceremony opened with a singing routine from actor Neil Patrick Harris and an array of scantily-clad showgirls.

The pair donned a pair of 3D glasses each to welcome Avatar director James Cameron.

Pointing out that Cameron used to be married to Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, the hosts joked Bigelow sent Cameron a gift basket with a timer and Cameron reciprocated by sending her a Toyota.