Dippy duo set to return to Big Brother house

Dippy Big Brother duo Michelle and Emma are to leave their secret bedsit and re-enter the Big Brother house tonight.

The vengeful pair have been holed up in the hidden lair next door since last Friday’s fake eviction.

Tonight’s 10pm Channel 4 show will be extended to include live coverage of them walking back into the house – to the shock of the other housemates.

Some of them already suspect Michelle and Emma are to make a return, with hairdresser Dan telling Victor: “Something tells me it’s not the last we’ve seen of them. Definitely.”

And last night Shell told the assembled throng she had a strong feeling Emma was still nearby, while student Marco correctly suggested the two “evictees” could make nominations from the bedsit.

He mused: “I think you get to watch all of the footage of what’s happened so far... and probably make your nominations from the bedsit.”

But even if the housemates suspect Emma and Michelle are nearby, they have no idea the pair will come back tonight or they will be exempt from this week’s eviction.

And the merciless twosome – who got naked in the Big Brother bedsit on Monday with nothing but some blue icing and chocolate frosting to protect their modesty - could be heading for a huge bust-up with the housemates who have slagged them off over the last few days.

Since Friday, Michelle and Emma have spied on the housemates and played evil pranks on them, including baking a chilli chocolate cake and giving Victor a cold shower.

But Victor says he is ready for a fight if they do come back.

Delivering a direct threat to any “old foes” preparing to make a reappearance, he said in the Diary Room: “When you come back through those f****** doors ... bring it straight to Victor and say what you’ve got to say. Prepare yourself for the biggest dressing down ever given on national TV.”

Leaning forward towards the screen, he whispered: “I will spread you out on the floor like the letter T. I will spread you like margarine.”

His “foes” nominated him and trainee air steward Jason for eviction after hearing the two boys slate them, but it is housemates Dan and Vanessa who were the surprise choices to be kicked out this week, with five votes each.

Dan was nominated by Marco, Nadia, Shell, Stuart and Victor.

Victor – describing the Hull hairdresser as “Gandalf the Gay” – said: “He’s part of another group in here, an axis of evil. Dan is probably the most intelligent person in here after me and I’ve heard through the grapevine that he’s playing a game. To be the man you’ve got to beat the man...”

Marco said of Dan: “I think he can be very fake at times. I think he’s very aware of his surroundings... he’s playing a game in the house.”

Vanessa is being tipped for the boot after being nominated by Ahmed, Marco, Nadia, Stuart and Victor.

“I think she craves too much attention and she’s playing the romance game thing to get more attention,” said Nadia, referring to the South African blonde’s relationship with Jason.

Shell – now the new bookies’ favourite to win the show – and Stuart are the only housemates to have received no nominations so far.