Confessions should have been kept a secret
Sara Sugarman
Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Glenne Headly, Alison Pill, Megan Fox
General.
Lohan, one of the many over-cloned teenage queens who have over-run Hollywood, is a Manhattan citizen with ambitions of becoming an actress, whose mother (Headly) takes her to live, horror of horrors, in a small and very dull town in New Jersey.
There she makes friends with the local geek (Pill) … and whatever happens next is hardly waking up to see.
It’s a feel-good effort and it has its heart in the right place, but you can have too much of cloned teenage queens. Especially when they have nothing interesting to say.
1/5
