Enfield flick Tooth is painful

Director: Edouard Nammour

Cast: Harry Enfield, Vinnie Jones, Richard E. Grant, Stephen Fry, Yasmin Paige, Sally Phillips, Phyllida Law, Tim Dutton

Cert: PG

To even begin to explain what this Yuletide-set rubbish is about feels like an insult.

It is so bad, so poorly-written, so ineptly-directed and so dismally-performed that special medals should be given to anybody who can sit through it.

We are in the season of good will - none of which you will feel for this film - and a baby loses a tooth.

It is placed under the pillow and the Tooth Fairy makes a fateful mistake by leaving all the tooth money in the kid's bedroom.

Don't bother.

Star Rating: 0/5