Ask Audrey: The girls in the RCYC won’t bat an eyelid, what with all the Botox

Ask Audrey has been sorting out the people of Cork for years.

I am struggling to keep up with my girlfriend’s sexual fantasies. (She’s from Kinsale.) I just asked what she’d like for her birthday. She said she wants me to dress as Boris Johnson and shout tally-ho when we’re having sex. Do you know where I can get a blonde wig and a lobotomy?

– Kevin, Ballincollig, she has a thing for politicians.