Ask Audrey: 'My wife gave up sex for Lent, I’m worried I’ll be over-excited on Sunday'

Ask Audrey has been sorting out the people of Cork for years.

An old college friend is visiting Cork this weekend and she is planning to call out to my house. The problem is I haven’t done very well in life and can only afford to live in the cheaper part of Douglas. (More like Turner’s Cross to be honest.)

Is it too late to rent a posh gaff?