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Hello old stock. I see in the paper this week that Ireland’s new Orient Express train will visit Cork this summer. Do you think I should bring my wife Monica for a spin, she’s just itching to show off the new pearl necklace I bought her in St Tropez? -Ken, Blackrock, I personally think there are too many Norries out sailing.

It’s terrible isn’t it, when they should be back on dry land painting your giant house. I can just picture the romance on this new luxury train. Buttevant sliding out of view in the rain, as the dinner carriage fills with the sounds of Cork people roaring, “He’s bound to get in, sure five generations of our family played for Sunday’s Well Tennis Club!”