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Guten tag. I will visit Cork next week with other members of my brass band. Is there any where I could go to watch your county in the hurling ball game? - Jurgen, Dortmund, I have an elaborate moustache.

So do I if I don’t keep it under control. The best place to watch Cork hurling is on a TV show called Reeling in the Years. Choose any year up to 2005 and there is a good chance you will see us winning a match. We’re out of it this year after losing to Wexford. That’s worse than coming second to a worm in the high jump. In case you are wondering, Wexford is a county full of strawberry growers that is sometimes known as the Sunny South East. That would be the most hilariously misleading name in Ireland, except Limerick is applying to be European Capital of Culture! Imagine!