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What’s the crack? How are ye below in Cork after we bate the livin’ daylights out of ye in Thurles. Myself and the lads are thinkin’ of coming down this weekend to give ye some Tipperary lovin’. What do you reckon, Audrey? – Padraig, I love Bubbles.

I reckon I’d rather eat Donald Trump’s vomit. In fairness Padraig, I find it hard to take any team seriously when one of their best players is named after Michael Jackson’s monkey. Mind you, I was glad to see the weather in Thurles at the weekend. I’d say a lot of ye locals were in need of a decent shower. I won’t be around Cork this weekend either way. I’m off to see Bruce up in Dublin.