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I just put in an order there for a 162 C Range Rover and it got me thinking. It’s hardly fair that I should have to share a registration plate letter with a Norrie driving an 02 C Opel Corsa. Who should I start lobbying to get a separate registration plate for someone from Sunday’s Well (162 SW)? — Marie, Sundays Well, I feel sorry for people in housing estates.

I’d hold tough on the lobbying for a while. The whole political scene is more confused than a Kilmallock man with a Rubik’s Cube. Anyway, there is no need for a separate reg. Not when you can stick ‘I’d rather be in Crook’ sign on your car. That translates as ‘We’re so Loaded.’ Make sure your sign says Crook. Crookhaven is the term used by wannabe nouveau riche outsiders who just bought a yacht. Or as we call them locally, people from Ballincollig.