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There’s no escape from these Norries! I turned my back on my Nath for one minute in Fitzgerald’s Park and he ended up talking to some little chap called Wayne from Hollyhill. It’s had an awful effect on my him. Last night he said my organic pulled pork with wholegrain noodles was ‘Daycent Mam.’ I tried to look that up in Google Translate, but they don’t have an option for Norrie to English. Anyway, do you know a park where Nath can be among his own type? — Lorraine, Blackrock, I’d hate people to think I was a snob.

I rang the city council to see if there is any solution. The lady on the other end of the phone said she’s amazed to hear that someone from Blackrock isn’t off skiing. I gave her your name and address and she said she knows you. Not only that, she heard your husband Ken lost all your money after being scammed by a stripper in Dusseldorf. Isn’t Cork fierce small all the same? Everyone knows everyone.