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My daughter is attracted to Kerry footballers. She says that she often sees them in pubs around Washington Street and they’re just like Cork men when you get to know them. We spent a fortune sending her to Scoil Mhuire hoping she’d get a thing for rugby players. I’m so upset that I’ve forgotten how to ski. What can we do? — Michelle, St Lukes.

Look on the bright side. At least it isn’t Kerry hurlers. She’d spent her life consoling them.