Hollywood Hayes: Adventures of a Corkman in LA

I am surrounded by idiots, swimming in a sea of morons, stuck in a swamp of complete and utter dopes. Welcome to America.

Hollywood Hayes: Adventures of a Corkman in LA
Sat, 07 Nov, 2015 - 00:00
Mark Hayes

More specifically, welcome to driving in LA.

Nobody walks. Except for hookers, homeless people and me.

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