VIDEO: Oldest woman on earth reveals secret to long life

Susannah Mushatt Jones is officially the world’s oldest person as of July, according to The Guinness Book of World Records. Her secret to living a long and luscious life is eating Bacon.

116 years of eating bacon every single day. The Guinness Book of World Records website notes that Ms Jones credits her long life to getting plenty of sleep.

Sadly it turns out all those bottles of kale juice we’ve been suffering through were a sick, sad lie.

If bacon and more sleep really is the answer then sign us up.