Hollywood Hayes: Adventures of a Corkman in LA

HOW long until this person goes crazy on me? is a fun game I like to play in Los Angeles.

Usually not too long at all which is why it feels like you’re constantly living on the edge here. Crazy people roaming like zombies.

I once met an older, shoeless Gene Wilder-looking guy at a coffee shop on Sunset Boulevard who was dressed in purple satin pyjamas and had Worzel Gummidge-style hair (similar to my own).