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I am having sleepless nights over this new Eircode address that we got in the post. What is the point in owning a massive house on the Blackrock Road (surrounded by millionaires), if it isn’t obvious from my Eircode number. I mean like, for all people know, I might actually live on the northside. Or Waterford! What can I do? (Cliona, Blackrock Road (surrounded by millionaires.)

The last time I was surrounded by millionaires was when I woke up in the RCYC after crashing out during Cork Week. I haven’t touched a Mojito since. I’ve heard a rumour that you can contact Eircode and they’ll put some letters into your identifier to indicate that you are an outrageous snob who thinks she’s it. Get one of your servants to give them a call there. You don’t want to end up talking to someone who drives an 03 Opel Corsa and has never seen an Aga. That could scar you for life, Cliona.