VIDEO: Tortoise chases down man who interrupted his mating session - really, REALLY slowly

It’s a National Geographic staff member’s worst nightmare: there you are on location, studying the mating habits of wild animals when - gasp! - you’re spotted, exposed on the open plain.

Luckily, when this happened to Paul Rose and his cameraman, the fearsome foe was a giant tortoise, who charged the enemy: veeeeeeeeery sloowwwwwwly.