From Cork to LA, via Russia

SO I’m at the gym in West Hollywood, a place called Crunch.

Slick gym. Model clientele. Beautiful women decked out with the finest equipment money can buy. Lots of ripped gay guys checking each other out and having staring competitions. The odd celebrity sighting — was that Leonardo, is that Reese, aren’t you the guy from Bros? And along with all these beauts... Me, an Irish guy from Cork who came to LA to land his own sitcom. As you do.

Managed to blag free membership. One of the flamboyant managers — Jaymes with a Jay — indefinitely extended my week’s free trial membership. All I have to do is say “How’s it going?” as I walk past the front desk and he gets his kicks. People love the Irish. And I am a cheap whore using my accent.