Ask Audrey: 'C'mere, what's the story with goading the Jackeens?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello old stock. I’m writing to you on behalf of Blackrock Road Millionaires Who Keep an Eye on the Norries. We’re down in Crookhaven right now, counting down the hours until the wages slaves with their mobile homes in Barleycove have to go back to work, and we’ll have the place to oursel ves , how bad? 

Anyway, we were shocked by the big story this week, Wally the Walrus. (Bunty Harrington mentioned some hoo-haa in Afghanistan, but we checked and it doesn’t affect any of our investments.)