Ask Audrey: What’s the story with posh blondie Douglas wans giving me the stink eye?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, old stock. We’re very excited here on the Blackrock Road after hearing about the new exclusive toilets up in Clifden. Confused as well really, because I can’t see the point in putting something aimed at an elite class in a place like Clifden . (Sorry now, but the definition of a respectable person in Galway is someone who washes their hair even when they’re not going on a date.) 

That said, the idea of an expensive jacks is a right Corker, because no one wants to be doing their business next to some mediocrity who thinks he’s it, because he went to Christians . The main problem I can see with the jacks in Clifden is the price they are charging to use it.