Esther McCarthy: I went for a simple bra fitting and came out with a size I didn’t even know existed

“You know, a wise woman once said, the eyes are the nipples of the face,” I say. We both look surprised. I don’t know where that came from.

Esther McCarthy: I’m still trying to wrap my head (and my breasts) around it, to be honest. Picture: Emily Quinn

Recently, I rocked up to Timoleague to visit the Booby Physio.

Now, I’ve often said this column is basically free therapy for me and last year, I wrote a column lamenting the eternal struggle: finding a decent bra in a bigger cup size.