Esther McCarthy: My cup runneth over — why can’t I buy a solid sports bra that fits?

"I find, funnily enough, the pose is hard to pull off when one boob flies free - swing low, sweet chariot - while the other one is still imprisoned in spandex. It puts the balance off a bit..."

Esther McCarthy. Picture: Emily Quinn

There it goes. My right bra strap has pinged off in the middle of yoga class. 

Just as I’m trying to pull off the dancer’s pose, or natarajasana for you Sanskrit-savvy readers... it’s one of those elegant positions... it’s a Cirque du Soleil audition, is what it is.