Esther McCarthy: For shame, Dublin! This is why the portal should have been in Cork

It would have just been The Grand Parade peering admiringly at Crookhaven. Cousins shouting “Alright, langer!” at each other until their voices gave out and they needed boiled flat Tanora to revive themselves

The portal has been temporarily shut down after anti-social behaviour. Picture: Leah Farrell / © RollingNews.ie

Well, Dublin, I hope yiz are proud of yourselves.

We get a real-time, visual live stream direct to New York City and what do ye do with it? Make a holy show of yourselves, that’s what. We’re only morto over ye.