Colm O'Regan: No imagination allowed, I warn my kids - imagination is literally my other job

"Farts are simply funny. And here I am like some stuffed shirt, dead-inside, repressed out of touch, brown-suited headmaster telling this cherub she can’t continue to perform beautiful music."

Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Pic: Denis Minihane.

There are some classic TV drama lines that crop up often.

“I THOUGHT I’d find you here.”