Esther McCarthy: Foolproof ways to stop your husband cheating

Keep him in a constant state of slight bafflement. Bonus points if you ever catch him staring at himself in the mirror, questioning his sanity.

Lily Allen attends the Charles Finch and Chanel 2024 Pre-Bafta Party at the Hertford Street Club, London. Picture date: Saturday February 17, 2024.

I've been listening to Lily Allen’s new album. I’ve even coughed up the €11.99 for a Spotify Premium account so I could listen without ads. You’re welcome for that 000.07 cents you’ll see of it, Lil. 

If all art is personal, then this is like her giving us the keys to her diary.