Top 8: Which of these off-the-shelf birthday cakes is a wish come true?

We’ll get back to wholesome food tomorrow, now is the time for sugar and sprinkles
Roz Crowley breaks down 8 birthday cake options to find what is right for the occasion

Roz Crowley breaks down 8 birthday cake options to find what is right for the occasion

Once the kids go back to school, somehow birthdays multiply, and while we all want to be virtuous and make our own cakes (and a quick cream and jam sponge is hard to beat), on busy days, we often need help for parties.

We can forgive ourselves for choosing sugary sprinkles-laden decorations for just one day. We’ll get back to wholesome food tomorrow.

A good compromise is to buy from local bakeries to avoid long lists of preservatives often added for long shelf life. We are fortunate to still have bakeries that bake every day. Many sell at local markets and delis, and can be ordered with personalised messages for special occasions.

Buying a simple cake works well as decorations can be added at home. I recycle from year to year, re-using birthday banners and number candles.

Choosing cakes for a crowd is not easy, so today we took the advice of experienced mothers and stuck to popular flavours with children — vanilla, chocolate and lemon.

If watching the budget, buy one of our best-value cakes and place a few quartered cupcakes on top as a base for the candles. In my experience, children don’t eat large cupcakes or generous slices of cake, so it’s best to offer smaller servings and avoid waste. They can always come back for seconds.

M&S Rainbow 900g €25

 M&S Food - Rainbow Layer cake. Picture: Larry Cummins
M&S Food - Rainbow Layer cake. Picture: Larry Cummins

An expensive purchase, this is the most popular cake in our house for the surprising rainbow colours of the sponge inside, made with concentrated colouring from natural sources. It’s super tall, and two mums said they would be happy to pay for the work-free glamour, the taste and fun of it. Twenty young birthday party guests have been fed with this one, each slice divided into three. We added the candle.

  • Score: 10

Ryans Supervalu Kinder Bueno 1.2k €13.99

 Kinder cake from Ryan's SuperValu bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins
Kinder cake from Ryan's SuperValu bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins

From the best selection of supermarket cakes we found, parents of tasters agreed that any child would be thrilled with this. Pieces of Kinder Bueno bars decorate the smooth, light chocolate buttercream, while the sponge is made from real eggs — always a good sign. Overall, a good, short list of ingredients as the cakes are made in-house from scratch. The best value-to-quality ratio of the selection.

  • Score: 9.5

Tesco small chocolate party cake 535g €10

 Tesco chocolate party cake. Picture: Larry Cummins
Tesco chocolate party cake. Picture: Larry Cummins

This sponge is layered and covered with a good chocolate buttercream and topped with chocolate shavings and flakes. While the list of ingredients is long and includes lots of forms of sugar, there are also eggs and butter. Good-quality chocolate ganache, topped with chocolate curls, so the cake felt chocolatey without being too rich. Young tasters liked it.

  • Score: 8.5

Fiona Cairns fairy cakes 15 for €20.99

 Chocolate fairy cakes by Fiona Cairns. Picture: Larry Cummins
Chocolate fairy cakes by Fiona Cairns. Picture: Larry Cummins

A prettily iced collection is topped with a thick layer of chocolate, finished with ‘Happy birthday’ lettering. We also looked at the much more economical Dunnes own-brand chocolate sponge traybake (867g €11.99), which tasters thought lighter and more suitable for younger children. Surprisingly, both are made in Britain. Individual cakes are ideal for outdoor parties. Tasters liked both.

  • Score: 7.5

Quigleys buttercream cake 1.26kg €14.95

 Iced cake from Quigleys bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins
Iced cake from Quigleys bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins

This Tipperary-based, sixth-generation bakery has 14 outlets countrywide, including Douglas Village Shopping Centre Cork, where I bought this cake. Good value. The vanilla-flavoured cake was deliciously light, and natural ingredients have obviously been used in these cakes, delivered fresh daily. Ideal for those who like to add their own decorations. See Quigleys.ie for the nearest outlet.

  • Score: 8

Ali’s Bakery brownie slab 703g €20

 Chocolate brownies from Ali's Bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins
Chocolate brownies from Ali's Bakery. Picture: Larry Cummins

Top-quality ingredients pay dividends, with organic eggs, butter, 36% cocoa solids and Belgian Callebaut chocolate delivering a chocolate lover’s sumptuousness that is not too heavy for older children, but might be overly rich for youngsters. It can be divided into at least 16 small brownie bites. Our tasters were well satisfied with their finger of deliciousness. We found the Ballincollig Wednesday farmers’ market in Cork. Can be ordered online at alisbakery.ie.

  • Score: 10

Lishh Lemon cake 838g €9.80

 Lemon Loaf from LiSHH. Picture: Larry Cummins
Lemon Loaf from LiSHH. Picture: Larry Cummins

The short list of ingredients is impressive, with just flour, eggs, butter, lemon, and sugar. While the loaf shape is not particularly festive, it’s easy to jazz it up, as we did with a simple greeting, but sprinkles and candles also go a long way. This is for party people who like a plain cake, that isn’t too heavy, sweet or creamy. The lovely lemon flavour is perfectly balanced. One of our young tasters preferred it to some of the chocolate samples.

  • Score: 9

Lidl DeLuxe 12 macarons 144g €3

 DELUXE 12 Macarons. Picture: Larry Cummins
DELUXE 12 Macarons. Picture: Larry Cummins

These almond-based treats make a popular choice among those who like meringue-style cakes or to avoid flour. While not a cake as such, they are neat and easy to serve, and 24 or more can be piled into an economical croquembouche-style tower, sandwiched together with whipped cream or chocolate ganache. Add candles, but use a gentle screwing motion to avoid cracking. Good individual flavours with raspberry and chocolate were the most popular.

  • Score: 8

 

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