Darina Allen: The best way to start your day

It’s not the same lockdown for everyone.

I’ve just seen the most hilarious little video on the internet, a tearful ‘glamour girl’ in despair is talking straight to camera.

She’s suddenly realised that: “Men are no longer going to be interested in the women with the fake nails because we don’t have them anymore, the eye lash extensions — we can’t get them. I’m gonna run out of make-up soon. Men are going to want a woman who can catch a chicken and take the feathers off of it, or gut a fish or churn some butter or bake a loaf of bread. Can’t do any of it.