Denis Lehane: The silage that smelt of Roses

As if by magic, down the road came this glamorous-looking bus filled with beautiful Roses from all over the world to help out this forlorn farmer, writes Denis Lehane

'My silage that winter was said to be the best in the parish, for it all came out smelling of Roses,' one farmer told Dennis Lehane. Picture: Andres Poveda

It may surprise many to know that I'm far from an expert when it comes to beauty contests.

I'm as green as they come.