Denis Lehane: I’m the right man in the wrong place

“How is the Department of Agriculture managing to keep afloat?” farmers might well ask, with our man Coveney locked into government talks with the likes of the Healy-Rae brothers.

“Is the agriculture ship being steered at all?” many might be fretting.

Well, today I can reveal that while the talks have been continuing, the agriculture ship has been steered by none other than myself.