Cormac MacConnell: We’ll all go to ground for Mother Earth

We are aware at this stage that several tribes of Hell’s Angels collided very violently in a Texas chipper, in the small city of Waco, last weekend.

The row, like all good quality rows everywhere, began in the jacks, with just fists being flung around the place by large bearded men in leather jackets.

Within minutes, however, it exploded throughout the chipper and outside, and the next thing, there were lads being stabbed and shot and knuckle-dusted, and by the time the Texas Rangers arrived on the scene, it was like a small war, with blood and bodies everywhere.