‘Dear A3’ letter from my co-op

It will probably come as no great surprise to you to learn that I have broken a fair few hearts in my time.

You only have to look at that big handsome head of mine to see how the ladies would go weak at the knees. They were like putty in my hands.

I’m telling you, if I didn’t get the calling to go farming, I would surely have graced the silver screen.