WHERE I work, we figured we’d do well out of having to change the clocks to summertime this weekend.

IT IS very funny and it gave me nightmares.

NOT reading X-rays is bad enough.

MY hairdresser lifted up the back of my hair and made a low moaning sound.

Every day she lives, she regrets that she didn’t kill him.

I WOULD love to be communications advisor to the bishops.

THE consensus arising from the departure of George Lee, contributed to in a minor way by the exit of Déirdre de Búrca, is that the political system has failed. Never was a consensus more wrong. The events of the last week demonstrate the political system working beautifully.

THREE years ago we bought a Martello tower, because we’re nuts.

GREEN shoots? I have them.

CHAIRING the Four Angry Men in the Opera House on Thursday last was a fascinating experience, not least because they played to a packed house.