WHO ya gonna call? Enda-Buster! Riverdance famously makes our Taoiseach cry, so it was fittingly patriotic of him to give us all a good St Paddy’s weekend laugh with his bizarre transatlantic trilling of Carly Rae Jepsen’s song ‘Here’s My Number, Call Me Maybe.’

The so-called trade missions are free holidays, but while our representatives are being feted abroad at our expense in cities of their choosing, they could make a stand, such as for the right of gay people to join New York’s parade

Garda watchdog feared telling Justice Minister about possible ‘wiretap’ in its office, while Taoiseach garbled relevant legislation

Drag artist Miss Panti’s impassioned speech about the vulnerability of gay people in society has exposed shallowness of the same-sex marriage debate

ENDA Kenny cuts a sorry figure when cornered. But the apology from the Taoiseach to abuse victim Louie O’Keeffe was as necessary as it was overdue.

THE dark arts of politics came to the fore as Labour leader Eamon Gilmore effectively took Joan Burton hostage as his human shield.

SO, it’s come to this: ministers handed out tablets to keep the media awake at the latest smugtastic Government announcement about very little.

Money matters, not morality — that’s the new line in the Arabian sand drawn by Enda Kenny when it comes to human rights abuses.

ENDA Kenny is a tad cannier than we thought, if his reshuffle kerfuffle is anything to go by.

THE opposition stormed out of the Dáil — nobody noticed. The stunt, which was to protest the Government’s habit of railroading legislation through the Oireachtas only drew mild attention because it followed a TD’s bid to get a minister to drink contaminated water during a rowdy debate on the introduction of metering.