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Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Norries who want to be seen from the moon?

Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Norries who want to be seen from the moon?

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 14 Dec, 2023

Ask Audrey: Where is a good place to get a sexy nun outfit for a former nun?

S Ask Audrey: Where is a good place to get a sexy nun outfit for a former nun?

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Thu, 07 Dec, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'

S Ask Audrey: I love Tanora - but is it too Northside for the Douglas Road?

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Thu, 30 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day

Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day

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Thu, 16 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog

Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog

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Thu, 09 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'

Ask Audrey: 'People are gone mad for nipples above in north Cork'

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Thu, 02 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'

Ask Audrey: Will my Jazz Weekend date lose interest when she sees Cork?

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Thu, 26 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 12 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Ask Audrey: 'Roy Keane is the only one on that Beckham documentary to age gracefully'

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Sat, 07 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 29 Sep, 2023