VIDEO: Every Jason Statham punch ever

The massive and wonderful supercut brings together all the violence Jason Statham has mustered with his hands in the 17 years since his debut.

Jason Statham is a one man action industry, flinging himself into just about any kind of role so long as there’s some kind of violent stuff going on.

That’s a whole lot of kicking (he really seems to like kicking) and also a fair bit of punching. How much punching exactly? Well YouTuber Burger Fiction has the answer.

Here’s every time Jason Statham has (hopefully) pretended to punch someone in a movie.

Jesus, remember Ghosts of Mars?

Because the Stath looks basically the same in every film this just looks like one total mentaller of a human having a really tough day of beating the crap out of everyone he meets with no context or reason. Which makes it basically a thing of total beauty.

Listen to all those punch noises.

Here’s the full list of included films including the 264 time he tries to make friends with body parts using only his knuckles.

• Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
• Turn It Up
• Ghost Of Mars
• The One
• Mean Machine
• The Transporter
• Cellular
• Transporter 2
• Chaos
• Crank
• In The Name Of The King
• War
• The Bank Job
• Death Race
• Transporter 3
• Crank 2: High Voltage
• The Expendables
• The Mechanic
• Gnomeo and Juliet
• Killer Elite
• Safe
• The Expendables 2
• Parker
• Redemption
• Homefront
• Wild Card
• Furious 7

What’s next for Jason Statham’s fists, apart from some bleedin’ ice?

Well he’s got Mechanic: Resurrection and Furious 8, so no doubt there’s more punching in the very near future.