Women stoop low to hook a man

IDIOT stick figure with no soul, face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. Nasty — but when it comes to snaring the object of her affections, no woman can stoop too low.

A new study has confirmed an already widely-held opinion women do battle it out for men's attention and one of their main tactics is criticising their rival's looks.

"I'm eight years younger, three inches taller and I've got boobs," French actress Sophie Marceau cattily remarked of love rival Isabelle Adjani.