Terrace Talk: Liverpool - Can we go a week without anyone collapsing?

Liverpool's Diogo Jota reacts to an injury at Anfield. Photo: Laurence Griffiths/PA

The weaker the squad, the better we seem to get. Nothing makes sense in this crazy season. We definitely stepped on a few cracks lately, if the injury list is anything to go by. No broken backs, though. Not yet.

The joke on social media was about kids in the local children’s hospital planning to go and visit Liverpool’s players this Christmas. Gallows humour is essential.