Terrace Talk: Man United - Ole looks haunted, but new players offer hope

“It’s United’s worst start for 27 years!” shrieked one UK tabloid yesterday. “Blimey, that sounds horrific,” I briefly muttered to myself, before remembering what season they were referring to: 1992/93.

Ah yes, what an awful harbinger this month is, then, if it promises to bring forth anotherseason like that one.