Terrace Talk: I can’t even be bothered to rant and rave

I write those words a week later than I was expecting to and, boy, what a difference a week makes.
City have anti-climactically ended up being crowned in absentia which, as we experienced champions know, is by far the least appealing place to win it. A 100% total contrast to what they had planned for eight days earlier, which would have allowed them to witness rubbing Red noses in it in person.