Terrace Talk: Liverpool - Enjoy it while it lasts... that’s going to be tricky

When Jurgen tells the band to play, they’re always guaranteed to raise a smile.

Well, almost always. Unless Roy Keane has Pele, Jairzinho, Rivelino and a time machine in his back garden he can kiss my arse.

I never shared the hatred of Cork’s Finest even in his silverware-saturated days, but this Panto Clough thing he does for British telly long wore itself out. God knows Liverpool have flaws, but being unwatchable isn’t one of them surely?