Will Arsene Wenger need to be shoved?

Arsene Wenger was first officially introduced as Arsenal manager at a Highbury press conference on September 22, 1996.

I was there and afterwards conducted a vox-pop outside the ground which elicited the immortal answer ‘Arsene Who?’

Now, nearly 21 years later, I am mentally preparing to attend Wenger’s final farewell. But when will the Frenchman be brave enough to set a date?