TERRACE TALK: Man United - A roar of relief as Zlatan’s high jinks save the day

I wonder just how many snarky emojis the interweb will have constructed for poor Pogba by the time you read this.

After a week of receiving more new and old media attention than at any point since he arrived at Old Trafford, he almost inevitably played a stinker yesterday.

But thanks to his high jinks mate Zlatan rescuing the match, he has narrowly escaped a full-on parade around The Scapegoat Ring, just when Rooney must’ve been thinking it’d be nice to see someone else getting pelted in there for a change.