Terrace Talk Liverpool: Looking down on rest softens hardest heart

Okay, I surrender.

It’s time to turn that frown upside down, but it was an 11-man job. Eleven men in shorts… That came out wrong. Start again.

It was around the moment I tweeted about the average league position of the teams we’ve conquered in 2013 (it was 14th, fact fans) that I realised there’s no fun to be had in such relentless desolation.